February 2012
chanfors: what if all my posts were queued and I had died 3 years ago
Feb 23rd
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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baraboobies: if i were famous i would tweet back fans all the time and be like “i probably just gave that person a heart attack ha hA HA”
Feb 23rd
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littlehinduthings: i wish i was a member of some sort of “friend group” on tumblr but no i’m just alone silently watching all of you
Feb 23rd
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i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Me: I really shouldn't ship this pairing
Me: I really shouldn't ship this pairing
Me: I really shouldn't ship this pairing
Me: I really shouldn't ship this pairing
Me: I really shouldn't ship this pairing
/ships that pairing
Feb 23rd
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mychemicalnachos: when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
Feb 23rd
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buttduchess: I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to California in 1849
Feb 23rd
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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
Feb 23rd
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jfc how did i make it four days with the internet being held hostage against me in order to get me to go to bed earlier each night? ugh i’m so lucky my mom is weak and cracked. i would have never made it another day. on the bright side, i am officially back. hopefully forever. oh dear blog, did you miss me? 
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